Langsung ke konten utama

My super power (I wish)


Image result for super power

Lagi bengong di LRT terus kepikiran kalo semisal punya kekuatan super, kayannya awesome banget. Nah gw tuh kepikir kalo gw pengen punya kekuatan super untuk:

(1) Mindahin rasa mules (big business/small business) ke orang laen.
Big business/small business ini dah tau kan apaan.. kaga usah di jelasin lagi lah ya... Jadinya kenapa bisa kepikiran sampe kesini tu, karena dah beberapa kali gw kejebak macet pas mo pergi kantor ato lagi di lrt desek-desekan, trus mulesssss... benci benci benci.. kalo di LRT masih mending.. ada beberapa statiun lrt yang punya wc lumayan bersih (dah di uji.. saking seringnya dan banyak nya 'bisnis' saya). Apes itu kalo lagi di mobil macet, keringet dingin deh. Bener bener mind games banget antara, masih kuat ga untuk nahan mules atau harus stop di pombensin (Toilet pom bensin horor boook).
Nah kayanya seru aja kalo lagi mules mules galau gitu.. dan ga ada toilet yang memungkinkan, gw punya kekuatan untuk mindahin mules ini. Tinggal tatap mata si korban... dan mules ituuu pindah aahhh legaaaa...(egois niih).
.
.
.
Ato ngga meski ga lagi mules..

(2) Punya kekuatan untuk bikin lawan yang kita tatap itu, MULES (alaa makjang..)
Bayangin aja misalnya lo lagi di todong senjata... 'Mati ato Harta' ancam si penjahat..
Nah gua tatap tuh mata si penjahaaaat.. langsung seketika dia ngerasa mules mulilit bin kacipirit kaya abis makan mie pedes mampus abang adek + bumbu samyang + 1 botol boncabe + kayu putih + 1 liter bensin. Pasti doski ga jadi jahat... pasti langsung ngibrit nyari selokan/ kali terdekat. Baek kan gua.. bisa mencegah si penjahat berbuat dosa, dan tanpa kekerasa sama sekali.

Mungkinkaaaaaahh....
ooh mungkinkah...


Ps:

Lagi kebelet...

Komentar

  1. Meutia Halida Khairani5 April 2017 pukul 00.48

    apaaa iniii hahaha... kalo naik kereta di stasiun2 dari depok ke jakarta, semua toilet super bersih dan cling...cling... gw selalu bawa sabun jg yg kecil kaya lifeboy concentrate biar enak kalau2 ngga ada sabun di toilet. jarang sih kebelet tp pernah. mungkin dalam 5000x perjalanan gw naik kereta, kebelet baru 1x doang. ya mungkin berpikir kalo kebelet tinggal berenti di stasiun selanjutnya dan tuntaskan!

    see you in April 13, insya Allah :)

    BalasHapus
  2. MiawGuk5 April 2017 pukul 00.52

    oke deh muuuut... Plis baca ini blog, sambil nahan mules dengan kondisi di tengah jalan tol kecepatan 5cm/menit.

    huauauha

    BalasHapus

Posting Komentar

Postingan populer dari blog ini

Hi strangers... I hope all OK for you

Time flies so fast, last year my heart surgery. And its 6 month already. So last week I need to visit my doctor, for my follow up/ routine check with him. As always, its only me, alone, waiting in my turn. The emotion was tense, but as always I tried to despise that with work stuff/ play with my phone. Until... There was this family, Parents with fine young boy. I assume he is in his prime time. Young, collage age, healthy, fun. Initially I never put much attention with this family. Maybe they just come along to company his dad to do check up with the doctor. Because most of the time Cardiologist Clinic full of senior people. So when I sat down in the waiting area, people often stared at me (maybe) wondering what happen to me. After they finished appointment with the doctor, and waiting the administration. The father seriously discussed with the boy. Then the mother sat beside him and starting to cry.. cry... and cry... I tried to find any tissue in my bag.. Initially I want...
1 komentar
Baca selengkapnya

To do..?

Belakangan ini lagi seneng (ketagihan) sama yang namanya pinterest... Di categori family, education dll. Soalnya biasalah.. untuk mengisi kekurangan hidup hahaha.. berasa harus banyak banget belajar soal family, terutama untuk si minion kecil. Beberapa postingan tentang Mom to do list, Mom must do, List of affirmative word for mom dll. Instead of following template from pinterest.. I'm planning to do my own list. Gremet gremet mikir.. apa aja ya.. OK for this week: - lebih sabar... kalo mo marah.. itung sampe 10. ato kita delegate aja ke bapake.. (MUAHAHHA) - when handle tantrum minion, need to prepare my own heart. Kalo masih ada gejala marah, mending diemin dulu dah.. biar ga kepancing u tantrum jugaaa - need to be more creative in reasoning. No its not default answered (I'll try) . - enroll minion on piano/ballet class.. - start spring cleaning (jual, kasih, ato buang) semua yang ga perlu.... Its been delayed since Nabi Nuh masih abg. smangats!!
2 komentar
Baca selengkapnya

It will be painful, but its okay. It will be happy but its temporary.

If normal human average human age can live is 70 years, it means I almost past my half journey of my life. In some phase of life, purpose / goal of life is important. At most of times, I tried to pursue happiness even I still trying to imagine the shape of happiness itself. This years my mindset seems see different side of life. As happiness is no longer a important. What I believe now either happiness or sadness or exciting or grave and anything is temporary. I am trying to cherish it with keep on walking on every season of my life. Some part of my life I able to walk with all people who loved me and in other part of my life I still need to able to support my self by walking step by step even though its hard. In the bright sunny day, do enjoy all the warmth and seized the day. This warmth will no last forever, enjoy while it last. Be nice to all people around us. Let the warmth be contagious. Raining days blessed me with the wise though that come in to my mind, let me to meditate...
1 komentar
Baca selengkapnya