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Lagi bengong di LRT terus kepikiran kalo semisal punya kekuatan super, kayannya awesome banget. Nah gw tuh kepikir kalo gw pengen punya kekuatan super untuk:

(1) Mindahin rasa mules (big business/small business) ke orang laen.
Big business/small business ini dah tau kan apaan.. kaga usah di jelasin lagi lah ya... Jadinya kenapa bisa kepikiran sampe kesini tu, karena dah beberapa kali gw kejebak macet pas mo pergi kantor ato lagi di lrt desek-desekan, trus mulesssss... benci benci benci.. kalo di LRT masih mending.. ada beberapa statiun lrt yang punya wc lumayan bersih (dah di uji.. saking seringnya dan banyak nya 'bisnis' saya). Apes itu kalo lagi di mobil macet, keringet dingin deh. Bener bener mind games banget antara, masih kuat ga untuk nahan mules atau harus stop di pombensin (Toilet pom bensin horor boook).
Nah kayanya seru aja kalo lagi mules mules galau gitu.. dan ga ada toilet yang memungkinkan, gw punya kekuatan untuk mindahin mules ini. Tinggal tatap mata si korban... dan mules ituuu pindah aahhh legaaaa...(egois niih).
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Ato ngga meski ga lagi mules..

(2) Punya kekuatan untuk bikin lawan yang kita tatap itu, MULES (alaa makjang..)
Bayangin aja misalnya lo lagi di todong senjata... 'Mati ato Harta' ancam si penjahat..
Nah gua tatap tuh mata si penjahaaaat.. langsung seketika dia ngerasa mules mulilit bin kacipirit kaya abis makan mie pedes mampus abang adek + bumbu samyang + 1 botol boncabe + kayu putih + 1 liter bensin. Pasti doski ga jadi jahat... pasti langsung ngibrit nyari selokan/ kali terdekat. Baek kan gua.. bisa mencegah si penjahat berbuat dosa, dan tanpa kekerasa sama sekali.

Mungkinkaaaaaahh....
ooh mungkinkah...


Ps:

Lagi kebelet...

Komentar

  1. apaaa iniii hahaha... kalo naik kereta di stasiun2 dari depok ke jakarta, semua toilet super bersih dan cling...cling... gw selalu bawa sabun jg yg kecil kaya lifeboy concentrate biar enak kalau2 ngga ada sabun di toilet. jarang sih kebelet tp pernah. mungkin dalam 5000x perjalanan gw naik kereta, kebelet baru 1x doang. ya mungkin berpikir kalo kebelet tinggal berenti di stasiun selanjutnya dan tuntaskan!

    see you in April 13, insya Allah :)

    BalasHapus
  2. oke deh muuuut... Plis baca ini blog, sambil nahan mules dengan kondisi di tengah jalan tol kecepatan 5cm/menit.

    huauauha

    BalasHapus

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